If you know me in real life/follow me on Instagram, it may be fair to assume you’ve noticed my affinity for
little felt hats. I love berets. I love them. I love them with jeans, with
little strappy dresses, with off the shoulder jumpers, with my hair up, with my
hair down – I just bloody love them. I’ve been wearing berets for years now and
I’d like to think I’ve got quite a bit of experience under my belt....or, eh,
beret. Here are a few little pearls of beret-wearing wisdom that I’d like to
share with you.
1. When you
wear a beret, every day feels like a Wes Anderson film. How can that
possibly be a bad thing? I’d choose to live in that sweet, dreamy, perfectly-paletted
world over real life any day of the week. Some of Wes’ most iconic characters have
sported a beret, mostly famously Max Fischer in Rushmore and Suzy Bishop (A.K.A the most stylish twelve-year-old of all time) in Moonrise Kingdom.
2. A beret
completes any outfit. If, like me, you’re a fan of accessories, sometimes
you look at what you’re wearing and think ‘what’s missing?’. Nine times out of
ten, I’m pretty sure it’s a beret. Except in summer. Berets and summer do not
go together. (Despite what the aforementioned Suzy B’s wardrobe would lead you
to believe.) See point 8 for more information on this.
3. Say what
you want about the beret, I realise it’s not for everyone, but it IS a
conversation starter. From the, admittedly not always welcome, “nice hat love” on the last train home to
free coffees at Pret and upgrades to First Class on Virgin East Coast trains to Edinburgh – never under estimate
the power of the beret. Don’t ask me to explain it, I can’t, it's magic. But I can confidently
say that strangers are much nicer and kinder to beret-wearing me than non
beret-wearing me.
4. I can’t
really explain the feeling when Raspberry Beret comes on the radio and you are
in fact wearing a raspberry(ish) coloured beret. It’s really something I think
everyone should experience at least once in their lives.
5. When you come
across a fellow 'beret person', they nod at you as if you’re part of the same club.
NB. They don’t smile, most of them are far too cool to smile – not me,
obviously, I grin like a five-year-old when I see someone else in a beret. Am I
saying berets bring people together? Well, no. But it’s a welcome change from
passively aggressively elbowing each other on the central line.
6. People
may make French jokes, they will no doubt ask you where your baguettes are, or
if you’d like some garlic with that but, if you ask me, there’s really nothing
more chic than a black beret and a Breton striped tee.
7. Someone
once told me boys find berets weird and that I shouldn’t wear them if I want to
people to fancy me. I remember, at the time, just sort of nodding timidly,
worried that maybe this person had a point. She didn’t, I’ve come to realise. Firstly,
how boring for you if you dress for other people, ESPECIALLY boys - that must
be exhausting. I definitely dress for myself; I dress depending on how I’m feeling/how
I want to feel/what I want to put out in the world that day. I'm obsessed with Leandra Medine and love that she's built an empire around celebrating trends that women love and men hate. Who cares, let's wear what we want and either say something nice or don't say anything at all. Secondly, I’ve
discovered recently that there are some boys in the world who don’t just like
girls in berets, they actually prefer girls in berets. Those, I’ve
decided, are the kind of boys I’d like to meet. So, yes, thanks again for your
dating advice and your interesting thoughts on the correlation between berets
and sexiness but I wholeheartedly disagree with you.
8. There
are some occasions/situations in life when a beret is not appropriate. These
include but are not limited to: a club, summer, pubs in Glasgow,
when you’re participating in any kind of sport, when you’re watching any kind
of sport and, sadly, in Paris - if you want to be taking seriously. (But Pandora
Sykes wrote about this exact dilemma recently and to be honest whatever she says is gold so I’d
probably do it anyway).
9. If you’re
dipping your toe in the beret pool for the first time and you’re after a
slightly subtle look, a black version is a great place to start. Also, pairing
a beret with a super simple outfit like mom jeans a white t-shirt will help you
feel less like it’s the 31st of October and more like you’re just shaking
up your sartorial uniform a little bit.
10. Take
some time to play with the angle of your beret (yes, I can hear myself, I know
I sound like a pretentious beret wearing chump…but bear with me!). If you try
one on and think straight away “this isn’t for me”, be patient. Try tucking
your hair behind your ears and tilting your beret to the side (my angle of
choice) or bring all your hair forward and wear your beret to the back. There’s
always the Samuel L Jackson look (wearing your beret very far forward on your
head) because, you know, I’m an advocate of the expression ‘you do you’. It can take a bit of shuffling around but you’ll
know when you’ve sussed it out.
If you’re
looking for more beret inspiration, follow these gals on Instagram – @sophiarosemary, @bubblyaquarius, @pandorasykes, @taylorlashae, @natalieoffduty and @dogladyhan.
Also I dedicated
a pinterest board to my beret icons with a terrible pun in the title.
Apologies.
Sarah x